1995 Chevrolet Corvette

FOR SALE: 1995 Chevrolet Corvette Color combo: White over Red Leather (aka Cocaine Miami on the outside, Vegas Casino on the inside) Mileage: Only 31,791 miles thats less than most people put on their lawnmowers in the 90s. This C4 is a survivor: white paint so fresh it could still be on a Boyz II Men music video, red leather so loud it makes Ferrari interiors look shy. The 5.7L LT1 V8 runs like a champ and is just begging for you to mash the pedal and relive your Top Gun fantasies (aviators not included). Highlights: Low miles because the last owners preferred to sit on it in the garage rather than drive it. Red leather interior looks like a Waffle House booth in the best possible way. Classic Corvette looks youll get more thumbs-ups than a puppy wearing sunglasses. Everything works except maybe your self-control behind the wheel. Things youll probably say after buying it: No honey, its not a midlife crisis its an investment. Gas mileage? Its smiles per gallon, sweetie. Yes officer, I know what the speed limit is. No, you cant drive it, Todd. Perfect car if you: Want to impress your neighbors and their mistresses. Are ready to explain at every gas station how its the last year before they changed the body style. Think bucket seats should actually feel like buckets. Act fast because if I have to explain to one more guy named Gary why he doesnt need this car, I might just keep it.