2022 Jeep Compass

2022 Compass Jeep Certified. FCA US LLC Certified Pre-Owned Details: * Vehicles Up to 75,000 Miles and/or 5 Model Years. 24-Hour Towing & Roadside Assistance, Car Rental Allowance, CARFAX® Vehicle History ReportTM and an Introductory 3-month Subscription to SiriusXM® Satellite Radio & Certified Warranty Upgrades * Warranty Deductible: $100 * Powertrain Limited Warranty: 84 Month/100,000 Mile (whichever comes first) from original in-service date * Roadside Assistance * Vehicle History * 125 Point Inspection * Transferable Warranty * Limited Warranty: 3 Month/3,000 Mile (whichever comes first) after new car warranty expires or from certified purchase dateAlright, buckle up buttercup, because you're looking at the majestic ''Crimson Comet High Altitude Edition''! Forget your sensible sedans, this bad boy in its ''Velvet Red Pearcoat'' (yes, that's a thing, and doesn't it sound fancy?) isn't just a car; it's a statement.You're not just getting four wheels and an engine. Oh no, you're investing in a mobile command center that's clearly prepared for anything short of a zombie apocalypse. I mean, with the ''Elite Interior Group High Altitude'' package, you'll have enough power seat adjustments to achieve peak lounging posture while simultaneously enjoying the ''Hands-Free Liftgate'' because bending over is so last century.And the ''Quick Order Package 26F High Altitude''? Clearly designed for the discerning adventurer who needs fog lamps to navigate those mysterious morning mists, a panoramic roof for stargazing on your way to the grocery store, and satellite radio because terrestrial signals are for the birds (or maybe just folks at lower altitudes). Plus, it boasts ''Sun/Moonroof'' because why have one celestial opening when you can have two? It's practically a planetarium on wheels!Let's not forget the ''Body-Colored Front Bumper w/Chrome Bumper Insert and Body-Colored Rear Bumper w/Black Rub Strip/Fascia and Accent and Metal-Look Bumper Insert.'' That's not just a bumper; that's a whole design philosophy right there! It's like a party in the front and a slightly different, but equally stylish, party in the back.And the safety features? This thing has more airbags than a bouncy castle convention! Lane departure warning? Check. Blind spot indicator? You betcha. Even a knee airbag! Because, you know, knees deserve premium protection too.So, if you're looking for a vehicle that's less ''point A to point B'' and more ''rolling VIP lounge with a surprising amount of bumper flair,'' then congratulations! You've found your chariot. Just try not to get too distracted by the sheer number of features while you're cruising down the road. You might accidentally activate the ''Intermittent Wipers, Rain Sensing Wipers, Variable Speed Intermittent Wipers'' all at once and create your own personal rain cloud inside the car. You've been warned!