Genesis of East Charlotte:
When Luxury Gets Lost in the - Eljefeboyd
Genesis of East Charlotte:
When Luxury Gets Lost in the Parking Lot
I bought my Genesis CPO in June 2022. Thought I joined the luxury elite.
Turns out I accidentally subscribed to a premium headache.
• 45-day wait to get an oil change — not a villa in Italy, just an oil change.
• Quoted $900 for spark plugs — I expected them to be hand-forged by elves in Iceland.
• Told no loaners were available. Walked outside and counted 40 dusty ones lined up like sad puppies at a shelter.
• New name: Genesis of East Charlotte.
Cool. Now it’s a luxury disappointment… with branding.
• Got ghosted on emails like I was asking for a favor, not following up on a $60K purchase.
Free Game Alert:
Don’t fall for that $299 diagnostic fee.
Your Genesis app can scan your whole system, spit out codes, and whisper sweet nothings to your check engine light — for free.
Remote + Guidance + Connected Care = $297/year.
Saves you $2 and your dignity.
The kicker?
They “hand washed” my car.
Looked like it got powdered with funnel cake mix.
And in the back seat?
A can of Prime Rib Blue Delights for small dogs —
AND I DON’T EVEN OWN A DOG.
This was my second chance.
I’m sure they’ll try to “make it right” or pay to hide this review.
That’s cute.
It’s already going live to every platform and my 500,000 followers.
#DoBetter #GenesisOfEastCharlotte #YouCan’tWipeThisOffWithWrigleys
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