4-Wheel Disc Brakes A/C ABS Adaptive Cruise Control Adjustable Steering Wheel Air Suspension All Wheel Drive Aluminum Wheels AM/FM Stereo Auto-Dimming Rearview Mirror Automatic Headlights Auxiliary Audio Input Bluetooth Connection Brake Actuated Limited Slip Differential Brake Assist Bucket Seats CD Player Climate Control Cruise Control Daytime Running Lights Driver Adjustable Lumbar Driver Air Bag Driver Illuminated Vanity Mirror Driver Vanity Mirror Engine Immobilizer Floor Mats Fog Lamps Front Head Air Bag Front Side Air Bag Generic Sun/Moonroof Hard Disk Drive Media Storage HD Radio Headlights-Auto-Leveling Heated Front Seat(s) Heated Mirrors HID headlights Integrated Turn Signal Mirrors Intermittent Wipers Keyless Entry Knee Air Bag Leather Seats
Mirror Memory MP3 Player Multi-Zone A/C Navigation System Passenger Adjustable Lumbar Passenger Air Bag Passenger Air Bag Sensor Passenger Illuminated Visor Mirror Passenger Vanity Mirror Power Door Locks Power Driver Seat Power Folding Mirrors Power Mirror(s) Power Outlet Power Passenger Seat Power Steering Power Windows Premium Sound System Rain Sensing Wipers Rear A/C Rear Defrost Rear Head Air Bag Rear Side Air Bag Remote Trunk Release Satellite Radio Seat Memory Security System Stability Control Steering Wheel Audio Controls Sun/Moonroof Temporary Spare Tire Tire Pressure Monitor Tires - Front Performance Tires - Rear Performance Traction Control Trip Computer Turbocharged Universal Garage Door Opener Variable Speed Intermittent Wipers Woodgrain Interior Trim
**** NEW YEAR'S PRICE REDUCTION *** NOW ONLY $34,995.00 - SAVE $4,000 !!*When this Audi A-8 was new, the MSRP of this incredible driving machine was more than all but one of the double-wide trailers in Mohegan Lake. To us that double wide is called a CASTLE.. To put the incredible content of this A-8 in prospective, the $94,095 MSRP in 2013 was more than the total annual budget of the town of Mohegan Lake... So now you might be wondering, what the heck does this mean... where am I going with this gibberish and finally ... IF THIS A-8 was so expensive,..so unique, how the heck did little Mohegan Lake Audi ever sell this car? Interesting questions!So folklore has it, that the former owner( who is one of the biggest XXXXXXXX(redacted) and works for the XXX firm in New York City was in route to his weekend home in XXXXXXX(redacted ) ..driving his BMW, when he mysteriously went off the road. Well Mr. Barry, our esteemed dealer principal was plowing the back nine acres of his farm atop his John Deere tractor when he noticed that this city slicker had gone off the road... Mr. Barry pulled him out... drove him over to our dealership (in the Deere) ... they gave him a hot cup of coffee, a bagel and cream cheese ( and by the way... we have, and with no Baloney, been awarded the BEST... THE BEST BAGELS in Westchester.. 100% true and Kosher ... direct every AM from JV Bagels..) changed the tire... washed off the mud and NO CHARGE.... Well that started the love affair and when Mr. XXXXX's (redacted) lease was up on the BMW, he ordered this A-8, from us... Said, "never forgot all you did for me." And when he ordered this A-8 from us, took Alfonso a week to figure how to place the order with factory, as the build sheet ran two pages. When they got the order, they called us three times to ask if Mr. Barry was still drinking the moonshine he distills on his farm, as this was the most expensive A-8 normal they had processed in 2013. We had to lie and tell them Mr. Barry was now producing ethanol... so...continuing on.This is the rarest of the rare... a normal wheelbase 4.0 V-8 A-8.... 420 horsepower in a super luxury sedan that handles like a sports car. And for the really good stuff... Quartz Gray with Black leather, Bang and Olufsen sound system... and not just the cheapie system with the fancy logo... this is the $6300 real deal with aluminum speakers that pop up and look amazing and sound even better. It's like a concert hall,..,..except I've never been in one as Mohegan Lake only has a 4H hall...... concerts? Nice concept.Moving along... this 28,000 mile A-8 has the FULL LED headlights, Cold weather package and even dual pane glass for whisper silence.And since the time that Mr. XXXXX(redacted) has started doing business with us, he's also taught us some New York lingo... for example, this A-8 is a one of kind.... something special for a Big Macher.. (that means Big shot)... you won't find another 28,000 mile A-8 with the 4.0 engine for $38,995 $34,995. Next we back this with an Audi one year warranty... so it's quite the deal.And since, Mr. XXXX (redacted) wasn't about to "give away this car to us", and he knows what it's worthy, trying to knock the price down on this isn't going to work... It truly is "AS NEW"... truly flawless. So finally if you want a one of a kind... if you want an A-8 that Audi should still make but doesn't..( the normal wheelbase that really handles), then you know this is a deal and a half.And finally, the last lingo that Mr,. XXX (redacted) taught us.... this isn't the right car for a schnorrer looking for an 80,000 mile Uber.