2023 Tesla Model S

There are fast cars, really fast cars, and then there are, ""Holy crap, this can't be legal"" fast cars. This 2023 Tesla Model S Plaid is faster than all of those. While some might be apprehensive about switching to a full EV, we're here to tell you that one ride in this space-aged rocket ship and the only apprehension you'll have is about speed limit signs. From the outset, this Model S Plaid's Midnight Silver Metallic matte wrap stands out anywhere it goes, and is complemented by a carbon fiber wrapped hood, roof, and decklid, along with an additional carbon fiber front lip spoiler and adjustable rear wing for some additional flair. With just 13,951 actual miles on the odometer, this monster has barely been broken in. Still, it's just received a brand new set of Pirelli PZero tires right before arriving here, so she really is ready to go.

Inside, this Tesla is a technologically enhanced minimalist wonderland. The funky video game steering wheel has been swapped out for a traditional round version, allowing for significantly more control and peace of mind. The all-black premium leather interior is highlighted by the factory carbon fiber décor. The current owner also sprung for the Enhanced Autopilot option, a $6,000 factory up-charge. The expansive 17.0-inch central display controls just about everything in the car, from HVAC to video games to playing tunes on its standard-issue 22-speaker audio system.

While technically there is no ""hood"" to look under, this Model S Plaid has the electric equivalent of an NHRA-prepped supercharged big block back in the day. Power actually comes from a tri-motor setup comprised of three separate AC induction motors, one up front and two out back for each rear wheel. In total, this powerhouse makes a stupefying 1,020 hp and 1,050 lb-ft of torque. That's not a misprint.

Highlights:
*Tri-Motor Plaid Trim w/ Enhanced Autopilot (a $6,000 upcharge)
*Over 1,000 HP and Over 1,000 LB-FT
*Less Than 14K Miles
*Brand new Pirelli PZero tires front and back and freshly resurfaced rims in gloss black
*$8,400 Full Custom Wrap in Matte Carbon Metallic w/ Carbon Fiber on Hood, Roof and Decklid
*$2,500 Carbon Fiber Lip Spoiler and Rear Wing
*$5,600 Escort Redline radar/laser detector custom installed
*Premium Black Leather
*Carbon Fiber Interior Trim
*Quickest Production Car Ever

If you're still not sold on this 2023 Tesla Model S Plaid, then maybe you haven't been paying attention, so here are some fun numbers to consider. On a normal road, the Model S Plaid has been clocked from 0-60 mph in a mind-warping 2.1 seconds and blasts through the quarter mile in a blistering 9.23 seconds at 155 mph. With power like this at your fingertips, you can spend your weekends out on the highways hunting Bugattis for fun and showing off just how fast ""fast"" can be. Good thing it has an integrated Escort Redline radar/laser detector included. Call today!