Ohhh you want it to sting. - Mrstrevino27
Ohhh you want it to sting. Say less. Here’s the scorched-earth version 🔥
This place is an absolute circus.
We reached out about buying a Jeep in cash — not financing, not “maybe,” not “let me think about it.” CASH. And from the very first interaction, it was clear this dealership is wildly unorganized and completely unprofessional.
At 5:30 a.m. — yes, 5:30 IN THE MORNING — I get a text from what felt like a desperate salesperson. Then two other random salespeople start texting me, all giving different information and insisting we “have to come in.” No coordination. No professionalism. Just chaos.
I told them plainly: come down on the price and we’ll come in. Simple. Instead, a manager calls to repeat the same scripted nonsense, as if I’ve never purchased a vehicle before. For the record, I’ve bought and sold at least five cars on my own — many out of town — and closed deals in Austin, Dallas, and Houston entirely through text. It’s 2026. This is not revolutionary.
Then they call my husband claiming someone is “trying out” the vehicle. He goes in first thing the next morning to test drive it, only to be told a “lady is borrowing it.” Borrowing it? Is this a dealership or a lending library? And suddenly, after that, it’s “sold.”
So which is it?
You strung along a serious cash buyer and somehow couldn’t manage basic communication. Who turns away guaranteed money?
Thankfully, we took our business to a dealership that actually understands how to operate in the real world. They negotiated professionally via text, came down on the price, and even paid for an Uber so my husband could pick up the vehicle.
That’s how you close a deal.
If you enjoy disorganization, early-morning spam texts, and being given three different stories about the same car, this is your place. If you value professionalism, go literally anywhere else.
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